oh dear! our dining surface!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hi im emmet (they/them)

And you should follow me for epic flat color art from the waist up

i like splatoon, rain world, jjba, OFF, and some other things, and im getting into the swing of creating more ocs which is an achievement for me tbh

thusly if you reblog any oc posts i make i appreciate it because by now im well aware fandom posts will always get the 90% of attention

oh i also make blender3d models and renders sometimes

reblogs ; #emmet rebloge

art ; #emmet arty

asks ; #emmet answers

text posts are just tagged #text

smaller note, i also tag my esikars art as karsidisi

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here are some art highlights i think

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^these are my splatoon ocs btw :)

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Pinned Post splatoon jjba blog intro by the way i never thought about using dividers. so im doing that now. btw just now i made that purple moon divider from scratch because i couldnt find one online that matched the flame divider. sigh. video
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dredsina

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

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Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

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Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

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Oh hang on what’s this?

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I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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dredsina

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

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thefrogswillreignsupreme
goatpaste

Reminder that my birthday is on the 20th!!! im turning 24

and i have a lil birthday wishlist if anyone would wanna grab me something off it, got stuff i need and stuff i want on there, especially cat supply stuff ;w;

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Check out my list on Amazon
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OR!! feel free to drop me some cash im kinda in need of it rn, its kinda been one thing after the other with fleas (meds for fleas, days off work ect, laundry bill after cleaning everything in my house), my car has been taken to the shop, fleas again, all these fucking expenses as of late i can really use a buck or two slide my way...

http://paypal.com/me/goatpaste

goatpaste

my birthday is tommorow!! :}

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thefrogswillreignsupreme
teaboot

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

feral-bookwoom

On it boss!!

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[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]

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